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апр. 18, 2005 05:47 pm Russian Folklore :)

Down the river drifts an axe
From the town of Byron.
Let it float by itself -
Fucking piece of iron!!!

Starlet's fallen from the heavens
Right into my boyfriend's briefs.
I don't mind his roasted penis
If it helps us live in peace.

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апр. 12, 2005 09:47 am Gott Mit Uns

God was talking to Adam one day when Adam begins to lament. "God I'm lonely, I need a companion?"

God replies, "Adam, I have the perfect person for you, she's beautiful, she's generous, and she'll be yours forever"

Adam, excited about the news begins to thank God over and over. "Sound great, but then stops and asks God, "Wait a minute, how much is she going to cost me?"

"An arm and a leg," God replied jokingly.

"That's pretty steep" said Adam, "What can I get for a rib?"

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мар. 29, 2005 04:19 pm

I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June.
I'm betting the baby will be late.

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мар. 24, 2005 02:05 pm Reason and feeling

A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"

The father replied: "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine."

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мар. 17, 2005 02:40 pm Trap

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

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мар. 17, 2005 01:11 pm Doctor's Tale

A British doctor, a German doctor and an American doctor were chatting.
The British doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."

Then the German doctor bragged, "That''s nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and almost immediately afterwards half the country was looking for work."

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янв. 19, 2005 02:48 pm Zoo

What does a lion call a antelope?
Fast food.

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янв. 10, 2005 11:09 am Link

Russian Prison Tattoos

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дек. 20, 2004 02:56 pm

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

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ноя. 26, 2004 03:47 pm State

The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels.
Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.
The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

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